I think I figured out one of the mysteries plaguing mankind:
What if King Haggard really -did- capture all the Unicorns of the World with The Red Bull and drove them into the sea? Then Amalthea runs off with Prince Lir and doesn't save them; wouldn't all the unicorns evolve into Narwhals?
Listening to: Weird Al - Word Crimes
Reading: I don't effing know